Round VI: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At the Time

There was this one time I talked to a homeless man.  In this situation I made two mistakes, the first was misjudging the size of his beard in proximity to my body (I try to keep a three foot minimum from all strange hairs).  The second came in the form of a lesson: don't start a conversation with someone who is already having a conversation with them self.   The conversation ended with the man up in my face (using his beard weapon to frighten me), screaming that by approaching him we had broken 421 federal laws and the government should come out here to execute us mother[funcakes].   I learned a lot about myself that day.
I suppose we have all had experiences like this, not specifically with the schizophrenic homeless but I imagine everyone has had an experience that seemed like a good idea at the time and later on you realized what a colossal pile of failure it really was.   Perhaps it was while under the influence of some of Uncle Remus's sweet stuff or maybe it was a team effort at the office when you launched a multi-million dollar flag ship product that sank before it ever sailed.  Whatever the case may be here are a few ideas that may have seemed good on paper but failed in reality.

Mister Dan Mathews:

Mister Travis Fantina: